Good Online Dating Profile and Bad Profiles

Profile Body:
10. Tell him that he looks like your father
9. Tell him that he looks like your mother
8. Talk about your doll collection in third person
7. Talk about your recent hernia operation
6. Showing him the hernia in a jar
5. Confessing your love for hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 2 or 3 dates for that one.
4. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate.
3. Talk about children and marriage on the first date.
2. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of imogen bailey
1. Last but not least, never say "I've seen bigger" about any part of his body Now if you promise not to talk about these things send me an email.

Be warned I'm not looking for pen pals. I'm too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails. Next week I'll list the top 10 things guys don't want to hear women say, including my favorite, "That's not the way my ex did it". Relationship sought: Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Female

Ideal partner:
Between 18 and 45 years old Incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Someone who finds my jokes funny is a plus. No stalkers or clingy people please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know its not that. Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is!

The Nice Guy Profile
Intro: New to the scene.....
Interests:
Music: Most types, whatever is good at the time
Reading: Horror, Drama
Movies: Horror, Comedy, Drama
Sport: Swimming, Tennis, Rugby
Other interests: Art

Profile Body: I'm an easy going nice guy, trying to find the right person, I enjoy intellectual conversations, late night beach walks, clubbing, music of most types, reading, tennis and swimming, among other things. Love pets, dogs and cats mainly, so you would need to be an animal lover.

I might party hard, but I also enjoy quiet nights at home watching a DVD, or doing things that couples do in their own private space.